Ladies and Gentlemen.
I’ve traveled over half the distance of my living room to be here tonight. I couldn’t get away sooner because new evidence was coming in, out at Coyote Hills and I had to see about it. Ladies and gentlemen, if I say I am a man of the apocalypse, you will agree. I am a perceptive man, and we run a perceptive blog here. These other users are my partners, and in any family there will be disagreements and evidence contrary to some belief. Some will try to doubt and discredit, but truth be shone: the end of times is looming ahead, in the not so distant shadow of our tomorrows.
You have a great chance here. To learn of why and how this world is coming to end, and all within the comfortable confines of our culture. The future is now, and the future will be short lived. I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, no matter what the others promised to do, when it comes to the showdown: they wont be there.
Sincerely,
Pop Cancer.
April 17, 2008 at 12:20 am
MySpace the cause of the apocalypse? Perhaps the apocalypse as we experience every day,with daling with dolts,idjits,maroons and bosses.It is only one of many contributing factors that have aided society into debasing itself even further.The simple fact that Oprah,Dr.Shrill,Dickweed Springer,and shows of that type of bilge are on the box all are factors in this gangsta world.Everyone has to be a hardass.ALL the spots for news teams,sports commentators,and the like all stand with their arms crossed,trying to convey some baaaaaaaaaaaddddddddaaaassssssssssss mentality,like fucking David Caruso on CSI.I mean,when was the last time you were afraid of a redhead( Carrottop and Chucky do not count).Even in the NBA yall gotta have “street cred” to get a goddam shoe endorsement.Street cred my ass,play some ball Chi style,where you dove for the ball on the concrete court,in the middle of February.Hnh.But I digress.every generation has their quirks,the difference is that all generations have contributed to this out of control use of technology(see the David Caruso reference above,some one cancel HIM.)Anyway,to blame all of the worlds misfortunes on MS is like blaming the demise of good music on Mariah Carey,that is only part of the equation.Lack of alternate forms of education for students who may want to enter the trades,the constant and consistent need to be gratified at once ,all the time without paying any dues,Kardashians(WTF???) and the human nature that is innate in all of us,ie,a mean streak,have helped lead us to this point where blather is news,and discussed,and young men and women dying in a totally fucked up,profit driven expansion of a global empire is NOT discussed,lest you be labeled unpatriotic.Fucking Ray Charles can see that you have the right to question a war that was ended 5 years ago,and not only is he blind,but he is dead ,too.My point is this rambling missive is that while all things begin as a boon to mankind and society and have redeeming qualities,it is with tunnel vision to state that it all comes form one source.Unless that source is either David Caruso or Mariah Carey.Or Ryan Seacrest.Or EFFING G Bush.I have to go get my meds now.More later when the drugs wear off.
April 17, 2008 at 10:37 pm
OK.I have had my meds,so maybe less rambling.NOT.I need to expand on the last paragraph ,about all things beginning as a boon to mankind,the last part should read that it is with tunnel vision that all of the worlds problems stem from one source.I will not retract the short list of sources,though.Look.It is really quite simple.With the world population expanding faster,it is almost a return to medieval times,when the world was not populated as much,but the density of towns and cities populations had made the world go mad.So now we have more people in less space .So when some goat herder in Upper Irkuktsk farts,all the world can relive it ,as well as the goats,if said goat herder has a webzine( Goat milk for all ! Long live angora farmers!Are you my DDAAAAAAAAADDYYYY?)
April 17, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Oh .Will Smith will save the world,but he will be joined by Spengler,Eegon,and Needledick.Remember,if you see dogs and cats living together,find out what kind of mortgage rate they got.
April 24, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Pop Cancer needs to stop adlibbing from popular current movie lines.That is the real reason that the world is going to hell in a Prada bag.While the mere idea of using movcie characters lines makes me mad as hell and Im not going to take it anymore,because as we all know,what we have here is a failure to communicate.Awful clever though to keep using bits and pieces of pop culture to lure people in to post comments.Keep this up and we may need a bigger boat.